I am an ordained Dudeist Minister able to perform weddings in the states of Indiana, Kentucky and Ohio. I can show up in my handmade Big Lebowski Sweater or my Dudeist robe. I am not a jelly sandals sort of dude so you have your choice between my toe shoes or bowling shoes.
I will perform your services and then we have the traditional drinking of the White Russians (or whatever beverage you prefer). I wrap the glasses up in an old towel and the groom says something inspirational while he stomps on them (Walter says that the towel thing is important).
It all really ties a marriage together.