The Princess Bride Wedding Service
This is the ceremony that started it all. A friend wanted a Princess Bride wedding ceremony and I was the Dude to pull it off.
I can do the movie version which is only about 2 minutes long and requires the groom to say “Skip to the end”. I also have a full version which I wrote and includes what I believe would have been said in the full wedding version. The full version takes 5-10 minutes.
I have the hat, robe and all the necessary accoutriments to do this thing right. I am not growing mutton chops though.