Get a FREE Wedding Officiant

I really love helping people get married so I often run promotions for free weddings to celebrate special dates or events. Here are a few…

Year Round Specials

This is the joke that started everything and has brought so many people joy. If your wedding is catered by Chipotle or Chic-Fil-A (tasty hater chicken), I will perform the ceremony for free.

Skyline wedding
Did you know that the Skyline Chili restaurant in downtown Cincinnati can be rented for events and serves alchohol? Have your wedding there and I will officiate for free.

Sober Receptions
I’m not sober but someone very special to me is. Have a catered reception with no alcohol and I will officiate the ceremony at no charge

January Wedding Specials

January 28th – Its just a special day for me so all ceremonies are free

April Wedding Specials

April 1st – who wants to see their wedding was a big joke?

June Wedding Specials

June – During Pride month any LGBT+ ceremonies are free
June 17th – a big day for celebration, any ceremony is free

July Wedding Specials

July 21st – If you are an immigrant, I will officiate your wedding for free
July 22nd – Show me your AA chip of two years or more and I will officiate for free

August Wedding Specials

August 7th – My son Reuben’s bday. Invite him and feed him Skyline 3ways

September Wedding Specials

September 15th – My son Steven’s birthday. Invite him and feed him ice cream cake

October Wedding Specials

October 20th – Another special day, any ceremony is free
Halloween – Any costumed/themed wedding during Halloween week is free. If you want to pick out my costume, you have to pay for it.

Terms and Details

You must provide or follow the instructions listed to qualify
30 minute of service
This price includes travel within 10 miles of 45150.
Extra time or travel at normal rates